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No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your lifestyle is one of the biggest factors in choosing how to live. Why trust it to anything less? Panexa is proven to provide moremedication to those who take it than any other comparable solution. Panexa is the right choice, the safe choice. The only choice.
Obviously we need to add this to the hospital formulary right away. And if Cuddy squawks, I'll just point out that she doesn't seem to like the pills I'm taking for my current personality; why shouldn't I try something new?
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This sounds like a wonder drug!! Woo! We should all use Panexa. I will ask my doctor for a reason to use Panexa. :D
I especially loved the warnings. This is my favorite: "PANEXA should not be used to soak up spills or remove stains. This is disrespectful to PANEXA;"
As well as: "Do not taunt PANEXA"
Very funny.
So, uh, doc, how can I get me some of them magic pills? My wife keeps cheating on me - can Panexa fix that? Or make me feel like it's fixing it? I need something to take the edge off of things. Like people on the subway. I can't stand them and all I want to do is go ape on all of them all the time. I haven't yet but every day I get closer to doing it.
That Eastbrook Pharm is a fine company. Spamexen kept me from going bald for over a year! But after a year, I just shaved my head and shined it up and now I look way cool. The period of adjustment was difficult and I don't know if I would've gotten through it without Spamexen. Spamexen brought my son's hamster back to life, too. We thought she was dead but then she wasn't. What else could it have been? Eastbrook is the best! (Say, didn't you work with their main man once? Mr. Vogler? He's a right genius. Think you might be able to hook me up with an autograph?)
Thanks ever so much for mentioning this wonderful new drug. My local pharmacist doesn't seem to know anything about it, but they're idiots. Think you got the hook up? I needs me a fix.
What in the hell is Panexa? Like
Viagra? I wouldn't know, I'm not on
drugs of any kind for any long period
of time. Of course, I've never heard
of Vicodin either-- Take care, Dr.
House.
TV Junkie:
You could try looking it up.
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